Koharu's Graudation

So, Koharu is graduating. Yes, I waited a while to post this. I haven't posted anything in ages. Maybe I should start again. Obviously I already am otherwise I wouldn't have posted this, but oh well.

So, anyway. She is leaving. Her choice of new career is to be a model. As seen above, it's clearly something she can pull off without much effort. In fact, that pose above was violated by Dran and myself at Eurowota, and since then we've renamed the wonderful tradition of groping in her honour. Now, when Japanese police accuse you of being a "chikan" on trains after you naughtily grope a young schoolgirl's bottom, you can say, "Chigau. Ore wa chikan ja nai! Ore wa tada koharu desu." (You're wrong, I'm not a chikan. Just a koharu.). The verb form is "to koharu", the present continuous is "koharuing", future is "will koharu" and past is "koharu'd". Now you know.

Anyway, so, my thoughts on it...

I'm glad. This may come as a bit of a surprise, most blogs I've seen seem to be in outright shock or regret. Myself, I don't overly care. Koharu wasn't my favourite. Nor was she my least favourite. I'm just glad that finally something is happening in Momusu. I agree that the 9-person lineup they've had for the past two years has been good. I won't say it's the strongest ever, I think they achieved that when the 4th gen joined, but I digress.

For those who say, "why Koharu?" I say "why not?" She has enough popularity to last on her own, the solo singles are proof of that. She's had 4 years, more than a lot of members had. She's still young enough to make herself a new career. And, of course, Gaki needs someone new to make fun of.

So yea, I'm glad she's gone. Hopefully now the 9th gen will commence and won't include Jang Dayun. Then we can look forward to a new future of Momusu, where people can graduate again :D

EuroWota 2009 - Stockholm

After Buono's cancellation, some of us still had uncancellable tickets and things, so we decided to go to Stockholm and have three days of
hot passionate sex with Swedish chicks
fun with Wota from all over Europe (and an American guy and a Japanese guy). And fun did we have, greatly.

My journey started on Thursday. I was bloody tired and shagged out after a long day turning a photostudio into an exhibition gallery (about 10 people were supposed to help, but only 3 of us turned up, one of which buggered off after lunch, so we had to do 5 times as much work). My journey to the airport started at 11pm, hitching a lift with my younger brother and his amusing mate up to Stansted. On the way up I was subjected to music louder than human ears are meant to withstand, and thus was rather hard of hearing by the end of it. Luckily he didn't play his usual crap and decided instead to play a decent mix of stuff including Pink Floyd, Guns 'n' Roses (from before they got shit), and a load of that funny pop-punk stuff that was popular in the early 00's (like Blink182 and Sum41).

Because this isn't just a H!P blog...

I'm going to do a post on my favourite idol of all.

Though a lot of people probably won't know her (she's only in a Stardust group called Power-Age), she's still brilliant.

Her name is Sakina Kuwae.



Dammit, she's cute. And very loli-like without being underaged (she's really tiny). And bloody funny too. And a good singer. I could list all her good traits but I'd be here all day, so I won't.

She also played Eva (the loli vampire) in the live-action Negima (my favourite manga), which granted her awesome status (she was also in the latest series of Power Rangers' origin, Gekiranger :P )

Anyway, here's a video of her singing in a very nice black outfit :P



Some more links (not fullsize imbedded vids for space saving reasons) of funnies:

Nooo! Not that picture!
3:36 = win

Anyway, it's pretty much impossible to find much Power-Age stuff online nowadays (except a really fucking annoying song where it "features" a load of cats), which annoys me as there was a really funny video with her and another person from Power-Age a while ago. So instead I'll just link to her blog as a final gasp:

Ameblo

HVA FAEN!? aka Japan Expo Stockholm Cancelled

Oh joy. Wondeful joy!

The con has been cancelled, leaving us without a place to witness the ultimate sexiness of Buono. This is just annoying.

I propose we demand that NewNippon give us all cake in lieu of Buono goodness. Or, another Buono gig. Even miyavi or BSC. Dammit, I want something!

(Like Airi and Momo on a plate, yum...)

Anyway, let's riot!

Or have a tea party.

-Krv
With a banging cake, mate.

Morning Musume - Shouganai Yumeoibito

One word:

BOOOOOOORRRRINNGG!

Only redeeming feature of the song is the lead guitar part (which is stolen anyway, I just can't remember from which band). Only redeeming feature of the video is that Junjun and Aika look hot.

Other than that, I confess myself highly disappointed. The bside had better be good...

Why can't Momusu compete with Buono!?

I would say C-ute too, but Bye Bye Bye sucked ass, so I won't. Tsunku's being lazy again, obviously.

Buono! - My Boy PV

One word:

DAMN!

We knew they were going Black Metal. Sort of. We knew they pwnt. But bloody hell, this PV blew my head off (and my load off).

Spies. Brilliant. Like flittermice (props to those who get it). Vis Kei clothes (because I'm all vis kei like recently and think it's awesome).

Oh, and delicious cake. You must eat it. (Not necessarily referring to the one at the end of the video either. I mean, phwoar, Airi and Momo on a plate...)[/pervy stuff]

Anyway, here's the video for epic justice.

Shirow's "Cuddle" list

So, I decided to make a blog, because I can.

Firstly, I'm going to submit my "cuddle list", also known as the "H!P member I'd most like to poke."



Now I shall explain my choices.

1) Airi - Because dammit, she's cute. And underage (but not in Sweden, nudge nudge), but I don't really care. Plus she's in Buono!, which is a huge advantage considering I listen to them too much these days.

2) Sayu - It's impossible to look at her and not feel like it...

3) Junjun - I want to poke her cheeks, then the rest of her.

4) Maimi - She's too sexy for her own good. I would like to receive a lapdance from her too, if it came down to it, because Natsu Doki Lipstick from the H!P Winter concert killed me.

5) Momo - Again, cute and in Buono! Also very funny.

6) Lightbulb - Because she's a nutter. And nutters are good.

7) Konkon - Because she'd stimulate my mind too.

8) Shenshen - I want to poke her cheeks too.

9) Aika - Her Kansai-ben is attractive. And she's rather amusing. And would probably tire me out.

10) Reina - A best of the rest, because I couldn't decide and needed a tenth.

Really though, I'd happily poke all of them :P

And that's all for now.

-Krv
With a poke.