2012 Top Idol List

So, it's January. Time for my generally yearly idol list. Once again, sorry for those of you waiting for an ode to the idol posterior, but once again I've just not seen enough good ass pics to deliver.

Last years winners have suffered somewhat at the hands of newer (younger) competition, some older members making better impressions on me, and one very prominent re-entry.

Due to this interesting state of affairs, it will now be a top 25. Couldn't fit in all the tags though, so I took out the lower ranked girls.

However, due to the scandal that hit while I was in the middle of writing this post, I have had to search around rather a lot for who in my mind is #25.

Nacchan, I honestly don't care about you having a boyfriend (or your terrible taste in men), but damn you for making me have to think of someone to replace you...

So, first off we shall start with a retrospective of the last two years.

When Idols Return To The Fold

So, I've been talking about this post for a while, both here and on Blastbeat, so I figured it was time to finally get it out of the way.

Plus I'm bored as shit.

So, I realised lately upon looking at my search labels (most of which are hilarious. My personal favourite is "fappin' away turn on loli oniichan voice"... No clue how that linked here, but it certainly will now) that one of the most popular searches is about a young lady known as Kuwae Sakina. You may remember I did a post about her a few years back, then put her at number 2 on my 2010 top idol list.

Now, I've been holding onto this little titbit of information for a while now, but as one of the search queries is "sakina kuwae what happened to blog" I have to answer.

A Year In Review Part 2: Nice Girl Project!

So, NGP. H!P's sexy, slightly perverted little sister who tries to give you a footjob under the dinner table when your H!P girlfriend's not looking.

Individually, some of the NGP girls have had an interesting year. Groupwise, not so much. But I am here to review, not digress, but I digress, thus I shall review.

Top 20 Favourite Idols - 10-1

So, here is part two of my favourite idol list.

10 - Tsugunaga Momoko

Momoko is basically insane. If you were to put her in a room she would bounce off the walls, if you tied her down she'd probably enjoy it, and if you asked her to do something insane, she'd probably do it for the hell of it. All of this plus Momo's terrible drumming skills, terrible cooking skills, 100% wonderful buttocks and friendly mammaries make her worth a lot of time. My life's ambition is to get her a solo project, produced and aided by Devin Townsend, Kawashima Mirai and Dr. Mikannibal from Sigh, and Boris.

Because this isn't just a H!P blog...

I'm going to do a post on my favourite idol of all.

Though a lot of people probably won't know her (she's only in a Stardust group called Power-Age), she's still brilliant.

Her name is Sakina Kuwae.



Dammit, she's cute. And very loli-like without being underaged (she's really tiny). And bloody funny too. And a good singer. I could list all her good traits but I'd be here all day, so I won't.

She also played Eva (the loli vampire) in the live-action Negima (my favourite manga), which granted her awesome status (she was also in the latest series of Power Rangers' origin, Gekiranger :P )

Anyway, here's a video of her singing in a very nice black outfit :P



Some more links (not fullsize imbedded vids for space saving reasons) of funnies:

Nooo! Not that picture!
3:36 = win

Anyway, it's pretty much impossible to find much Power-Age stuff online nowadays (except a really fucking annoying song where it "features" a load of cats), which annoys me as there was a really funny video with her and another person from Power-Age a while ago. So instead I'll just link to her blog as a final gasp:

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